Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2015

ff

Another Round - Episode 2: You Know White People

{gif credit to chris ritter for buzzfeed}

hey podkids. hi! so: just go listen to every single episode of another round. there are only six so far. you will be so sad that there are only six. it is so good, heben & tracy are the greatest.

okay bye! happy friday, earbuds.

Friday, January 9, 2015

ff

cosby is in my province. i am generally really happy to hear how many people have opted not to go to the shows, or to go and protest.

this morning i listened to a cbc news podcast while getting dressed for work, and i had to laugh a dry-mouthed, sick sad laugh, listening to a recording from last night's london ontario show in which, responding to a heckler who was calling him a rapist, cosby is heard saying 'no, no stop...'...

you know. like maybe a woman having her body assaulted might say to her attacker. like maybe any one of the 26+ women who have come forward about being assaulted by cosby.

you know.

a little on the nose. a little vomit-inducing. apparently he was talking to the audience, telling them not to respond to the heckler, and was not talking to the heckler herself. but. you know. still... those words... that context. ugh.

also there is this absolute gem:

"A few minutes earlier, a woman who got up from one of the front rows and walked past the stage was asked by Cosby where she was going.
When she answered that she was going to the lobby to grab a drink, Cosby responded with: "You have to be careful about drinking around me," which drew loud applause."
 
 
HAHAHAHA RAPE JOKES! we especially love them from people who are rapists! that's when they're the most resonant and hiiiiilarious, am i right? like: meta. or whatever.
 
all y'all who attended the shows for, you know, the comedy and fun: i could've sworn we were believing women now... remember? remember after ghomeshi? remember when everyone said we were believing women now? oh right, yup, but not when you have to give something up, not when you have to lose an idol, oh right, now i remember. colour me not surprised. colour me fucking tired of it.
 
happy friday, enjoy the jokes.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

the future is now

loves of our lives emma and megan have moved away from me and alex, back to edmonton.
and it is the worst.

except!

it isn't all the worst because it has inspired us to create a shared tumblr blog, emma and me, for all our jokes. and gosh darn it, i love jokes with emma, and i love tumblr blogs.

so you can keep an eye on what is jokes at:



you're welcome.

also, don't worry, we - the ladies be drinkin - have all been having dreams about eachother on the reg. because this damned giant country can't keep us apart, not in our hearts and in our sleep-brains!!!

Monday, October 20, 2014

saved my life

oh! good day.
an old classic dancetime today. with a story.



this weekend i learned that the human person i live with, whom you might know to be quite a smart human person, has thought, for years and years, that this song contained the lyrics:

'you know i'll take you to the tub...'
instead of: 'i'll take you to the top...'

funny, sure.

but what is truly great is that she assumed that to 'take it to the tub' was some sexy-party saying that she just didn't know when she first heard the song, being a young lady in elementary school not well versed in grown-up-partying and sexy-times.

and she has been making jokes based on this assumption. for years. years and years. a million tub-based partying jokes that NO ONE EVER GOT. and only last week did she learn the truth.

and that is great. just great.

happy monday, soakers.